NOTICE: Taxes are due today!
Hey, wait…isn’t tax day April 15th? Come on numbers nerds, get with the program.
Well, in most cases, you would be correct. Normally the most awesome day of the year is April 15. But this year is special. Why? Because this year Emancipation Day was observed on April 15th by the District of Columbia and therefore tax day was moved to April 18th.
That means you were given a few extra days to file your tax return or extension (you still have to pay though). But who needs the extra days right? You’re already on top of it, we’re sure.
In honor of tax day, we thought we could take a break from the normal content and spread some laughter with some of our favorite tax humor. Enjoy!
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. – Albert Einstein
How do you tell an introverted accountant from an extroverted one?
An introverted accountant stares at their shoes, an extroverted one stares at yours
What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? The accountant knows he’s boring.
Woman goes to the doctor and finds out she has 6 months to live. Her doctor advises that she marry an accountant.
Woman: Why marry an accountant? Will that make me live longer?
Doctor: Well… no, but it sure will seem longer!